Breaking News: Humans Home All Day

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Human friends are missing. Human family home all day.

MISSING HUMANS! PLEASE HELP!

Hi World. I am missing my human friends. There are about 65 of them and they attend New School High in Plymouth, MI. They are tall and kind and love to play frisbee with me in a big space with slidy floors and padded walls. My human mom took me to see them everyday (some days she forgot me at home) but now they are missing. I have not seen them in like forever. They were last seen reading books and learning things at our school. I am making this blog with human mom. Maybe they will read it and come find me and we can play again. I miss my human friends.

Human Family Home All Day.

My human family is home all day. This is weird. I wonder why they are home all day. I don't go to work any more. I don't ride in the car anymore. I dont see friends anymore. Mom says we are social distancing. I know what social is.. I can do that and I am good at that. I don't know what this distancing thing is. I sit close to mom all day and hoo-bro- is that distancing? I guess it's good being home with them all day. I get to be outside a lot and patrol the yard. (Read my next post for more on that). Mom says we are home together for a long time. I wonder if this means I will get more frisbees and bones?

All Work and No Play

So, mom is missing the point of "family time." First, notice the bed is made.. this is wrong. I will need to show her how I like the bed. She'll learn...dont worry. Mom says during hoo-bro's nap time that we dont play outside or walk or frisbee but we have hit this box a bunch of times and drink coffee. That does not seem like much fun. So, I put myself by the tapping box to show her I can help so we can play. She rolled me over and rubbed my tummy.. then I forgot why I was mad. Oh well, I guess tomorrow I will teach her to be fun.

Goals. Not Like Soccer.

I heard mom said everyone in the house needs goals during family time at home. Hers seem boring- clean windows, organize dresser- YUCK! Goals do seem smart.. I mean sure, why not.

Gordie's Goals:

- Find human friends- all 65 of them.

- Run outside in the backyard at least 6 hours a day

- Have mom write on my blog

- Teach mom how to fix the blankets on our bed

- Follow hoo-bro around and clean up his crumbs and messes

- Get pets and scratches from human family for 1 hour per person, per day (minus hoo-bro)